On my recent trip to France I was browing the WH Smith bookstore in Terminal 1 of Heathrow airport before departure. Everything you are about to read is the truth. This is not a joke!
A woman walks into the book store headed for the travel section. After perusing the shelves for a while she asks the clerk "Do you have any books on Vietnam?"
The clerk replies "Is that in Austria?"
I look up and look at the clerk to see if she is serious. When I see that she is clueless, I look towards the woman who asked the question. She stares back at me. Both of us don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Calmly, the woman replies "No, it is near China."
To which the clerk replies "I don't think we have anything on that part of England."
I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants.