I return to work tomorrow after 3 weeks off. Please bow your heads and think of me as I head off into the stress bowl of work.
Lord grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.