Friday, 21 December 2007

A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful maiden.

Along came a dashing young Knight and asked her to marry him

The beautiful maiden said "NO!"

And the beautiful maiden lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled, had many lovers, didn't save money and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin lacy underwear that went up her bum, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, and looked fabulous all the time.


The End

8 comments:

Janell said...

Part 2
Meanwhile, the dashing young Knight proposed to her twin sister and she said, “Yes.” Then, she read Dr. Laura’s book “The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands”, therefore her husband worshipped her and she too lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, became a fabulous cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, (well, maybe a little), traveled, had many children, didn't save money and her husband saved all the hot water for her, got up in the middle of the night with the children, made coffee in the morning, worked hard to maintain the lifestyle to which she had become accustomed and pretty much laid the world at her feet.

She went to the theatre, only watched the sports she wanted to, never wore friggin lacy underwear that went up her bum (which has always been a bad idea), had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, and looked fabulous all the time.

Part 3 anyone?

Sue said...

Part 3 - The reality is they are both fairy tales. Life is not that smooth for either choice even if Laura's book is followed to a tee. You can't train a husband like a dog. The first sister may have ended up with AIDS from sleeping around.

Sue

stephanie said...

And, the second sister's "trained" husband is caught in bed with is assistant named Tiffany. Seems he did have balls after all.

The first sister, really did cry all the time in secret as she did have anyone to share her life with. She longed for a true connect with another human being. Then she met met Pat, her new "life-partner".

To be continued.

Anonymous said...

From a man's point of view..the woman lived happily ever after, and so did the husband because he didn't have to deal with her nagging due to him not providing the lifestyle she had become accustomed to. He was confident because he remained with a full head of hair well into his forties. He constantly received attention from tiffany which also admired the six pack he maintained from his college years..

yeah right!!

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LaDawn said...

Y'all are cracking me up!

PS You don't get AIDS from sleeping around. You get AIDS from having unprotected sex. Sleep around but be safe!

Joe B said...

For once I sort of agree with stephanie..
Part 3...then all the women ended up dead...died as angry, lonely, feminist lesbians wishing they had kids and a mini-van judging LA's Manly Survivor series....

By the way LA...Sleeping around much these days? Sounds like we got a glimpse into your younger days....especially on the "FAX"....


Mr. Anonymous... no one on this site has political views...

LaDawn said...

JB - I'm taking the 5th.

My A - We have political views but they are so diabolically opposed that we have agreed to disagree.

Joe B said...

Enough said girl friend. I saw the way you were looking at me...you must have felt it too...