Once upon a time there lived a beautiful maiden.
Along came a dashing young Knight and asked her to marry him
The beautiful maiden said "NO!"
And the beautiful maiden lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled, had many lovers, didn't save money and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin lacy underwear that went up her bum, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, and looked fabulous all the time.