Toby, our beloved goldfish, passed away last night peacefully in his sleep.
There was no evidence of foul play and no previous history of alcohol or drug abuse. Toby had no medical records and we have no idea if there was a history of aquatic illness in the family.
There will be a private burial in our back garden tomorrow morning.
In lieu of flowers please send us cash.
4 comments:
May Toby rest in peace.
The check is in the mail... and if you believe that, could I interest you in some oceanfront property in Arizona?
To the less informed of us... goldfish are often prone to drinking too much. It's an English thing me thinks.
You know, Elvis is buried in his backyard, too.
Goodbye Toby.
LaDawn, one less pet...like 3 more to go!
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